Tomorrow the pool will be closed. My summer was spent mostly on Mafia Wars, not poolside, but I like looking out the window and seeing the attractive blue color. The husband spent hours and hours and hours keeping it that way. There were people actually in the water less than 12 hours total. Personally, I did not spend an hour, not half an hour.
Except for a week on the road I sat with my laptop and cell phone in front of a big screen. I learned to text message this summer, sending hundreds of them. It would not have been a really big deal if I’d had no use of my legs. (As it would happen, my favorite story this season was that of a man who met a woman on Match.com, then found out she was in a wheelchair only when he had to carry her to the car on their dinner date.)
I thought living in a big house with all the associated accoutrements would make me happy. Well, if finding out interesting things about yourself brings joy then I’m a gleeful mofo. My mid-life revelations have all been surprising. There are so many things I previously observed other people do and judged harshly, insisted “NO WAY.” Then I did them. Pretty sure I would have eventually made the same revelations in a studio apartment.
I am like my mother in so many ways that if I was really, really consistent and true to myself I’d commit suicide. I am also unlike my mother in so many ways that it just saves me.
In August I drove to Kentucky (again) and took stops along the way in Pennsylvania and Illinois. My daughter stayed in Pittsburgh with her paternal aunt and hated it. It was her very first time being away from either parent. She told me she believes I am “like a queen” now after “living in anorexia.” We all live these private lives & have different ways of doing things that we don’t even share with our closest relatives. They’re as foreign as if we were born in different countries.
A single tiny chicken cutlet served with applesauce and canned carrots might as well have been a serving of pig’s feet in my daughter’s experience. Her aunt actually told the rest of the family, “R is ALWAYS hungry.” R no longer wants to call her “Aunt” Bev and insists I change our will so that she is not ever left in her care again. For crying out loud, the girl grew 6 inches in the last year and is nearly 5′8″.
I drove on to Illinois and visited with a cast of characters. My aunt and uncle, as always, were a happy highlight of the trip, reminding me that there are close family members who have never (1) spent time in jail OR prison or (2) resembled something off a “Po’ White Trash” calendar or (3) played pornography on the television during daylight hours with young children in the vicinity.
It was interesting meeting my brother Jim’s girlfriend’s new lover, a guy that’s both living in his house and doing his chick. It would take approximately four of the new guy to even come close to Jim’s size. He was utterly lovely and answered every single one of my very nosy questions without batting an eye, including being quizzed about how soon they got together and at what point he moved into the house. No one could ever take Jim’s place, not even with Julie. I was surprised to discover that her oldest daughter still calls Jim’s cell phone every single day to hear his voice. Of course then I had to do the same thing, not knowing previously that the account still exists.
Burt, who I found on Facebook after years of searching, went along for the ride and provided moral support. It was the first time we’d seen each other since 1983. (Holy f*ck.) We could have passed on the street without recognition. I am now blonde, but had dark hair then:
He was pre-Marine Corps and obviously now post:
I’d describe him then as a combination soulmate/hand-picked family member/favorite person in the world. True to form, I ran away in search of depravity & self-destruction. He still hates me for oh so many reasons. My regrets are huge & he has replied to that statement with “Too fucking bad. Live with it.” No namby-pamby bullshit with him.
Even amidst the complications of his torturously photographic memory and my maniacally selfish behavior, he was still willing to take me to Steak ‘n Shake and travel through darkened corn fields to reach my hometown. I’m pretty lucky he didn’t strangle me in the dark and toss my body between the rows. After all, he is now a member of the United States Martial Arts Hall of Fame.
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It was my delight to be the person who picked up my niece from prison and took her home after nearly two years. The end of that story has not been written, as she will be heading to Kentucky on Wednesday into the snake pit that consists of my mother, her mother (my sister) and a multitude of f*ckery.
Yep, this is the face of the prisoner. WTF?!
When we arrived at my nephew’s house, where S would be staying until court, we were met by his beautiful 2-year old amidst the 20 or so broken down vehicles parked in the yard. Hailee had used an electric razor to shave a 2-inch swath down the middle of her head, making a reverse mohawk. According to my sister’s ex-husband, who also lives there, it probably happened when her mama was posing naked in front of the living room webcam. He’d caught her entertaining someone that way a few days before our visit.
That would be my nephew’s fiancee, the girl whose parents were both on death row before her mother died in prison last year. She’s both beautiful and crazier ‘n hell. I’m sure that’s how she found our family, with dysfunctional sonar.
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Kentucky was the last stop before saving R from Anorexia. It was my sister’s birthday and the anniversary of my brother’s death two days later. Our plan was to get matching tattoos, but the day to day details of taking care of three children ages 1, 2 and 3 made that impossible. However, I’m still getting the freaking tattoo.
Since this was my third trip in less than six months I was able to see a little clearer picture and experience more of the anger my sister barely contains. She is miserable without her friends nearby, stuck in a house with either my mother or the kids at all times. Her boyfriend is such an idiot that he’s jealous if the man next door stops by to play horseshoes, as if she would blow him on the kid’s trampoline. (If she did it might at least take away a bit of her isolation and hatred for life in general.)
By the time I’d stayed just two nights I had both sister and mother in stereophonic sound stating that I wanted the kids to like me too much, acting as if I was being a show-off for trying to keep them happy even during things like clothing changes and bedtime. Always a fan of the underdog, the boy is my favorite and it rubs everyone the wrong way when I make it clear I think he’s perfect in every way, when I insist he does not have ADD or anything of the sort. However, arguing with my sister does not make it better for him when I eventually get in my car and drive nearly 1,000 miles to the east.
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My niece has been out of prison for almost a month now and last weekend was her first time to Kentucky, her first time to see her kids. She, too, was accused of being “too nice,” told she needed to “toughen up.” When she took the baby to my mother’s house the toddler stepped in dog pee the moment she walked in the door. My mother was angered by the ridiculous idea that her feet needed to be washed off thoroughly, what was the big deal?
Mom then offered S, a 22-year old, her old bras and underwear. S gained weight during her prison stay, but she is still under 200 pounds. My mother is over 250 & a filthy pig. Mom advised her that her jeans were inappropriately tight. This is the same c*nt who used to insist that I should buy my clothing in the men’s department.
End result, my niece is no longer excited about going to Kentucky.
Of course, that might have something to do with the fact that she got drunk with her mother the last night she was there. According to her reports she “only drank four beers” but then “threw up all over” her own shirt. Yes, my 48-year old sister got drunk with her daughter the paroled crackhead. Did she think it would be a bonding experience or was she just in the mood to tell her how completely she’s f*cked up both of their lives? Either way, her motivational efforts had the opposite effect.
Although S has signed away rights to the children, assigning them directly to my sister, the idiotic familial expectation is that she will step right back in and begin taking care of them. My sister and mother both feel so strongly about this subject that I could not speak up against it, could only stand there waiting for flies to occupy my mouth and throat. In reality, after all the craziness, it might even be the best plan.
I did make a discovery that made it all worthwhile, the stash of photo albums hidden in my mother’s sunroom. The scanning will take me weeks or months, but some of the pictures are priceless. Here’s a sample:
This is at my mother’s wedding to her second husband in 1967, all six of us.
Penny (6), Scott (6), Jodi (8), Pam (7), Jimmy (3) and Shannon (3).
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In the meantime, my son graduated with his Master’s degree and moved to San Diego. He’s doing really well and seems happy, which is pretty much the best I could ask for. He lives on the beach and tells me the people are “ridiculously beautiful,” then laughs. Here’s a before and after of that, too:
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Driving back to New Jersey late at night on the anniversary of my brother’s death, I decided to call Jim’s cell phone again. As I listened to his voice the car lights lit up a big green exit sign that said “Pewee Valley.” Our father’s nickname was PeeWee. Dad died when Jim was only six years old and the sadness of that loss permeated his life. It was the perfect wrap-up to my memorial tour, acknowledgment that Jim is with Dad and happy at last.
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So how was your summer?
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