It has recently come to my attention that four out of this company’s 16 employees – a full 25% – are wearing glasses held together by quintessentially nerdist means. I know we are a geophysical data processing firm, but seriously! I mean really, could we get any more cliché:
Culprit 1: Scotch tape (keeping it simple with what’s at hand)
Culprit 2: Plastic shrink-wrap sleeve reinforced with Scotch tape (because I’m – yes, of course I’m on this list too – an all or nothing kind of gal, in my loves, in my dreams, and apparently in my DIY eyewear repairs)
Culprit 3: Electrical tape (for a more discreet look, because one can never sacrifice style)
Culprit 4: An ungainly silver ball of soldering (because one must have style before one can sacrifice it)
I don’t dare rank us in terms of nerdiness, but you’re welcome give it a try. Oh, and sorry #4, but look on the bright side; I’m sure your repair will outlast all of ours. And anyways, there’s something to be said for a touch of asymmetrical nerd bling – Jay-Z would be proud~wink.
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