Monday, September 14, 2009

Naruto Shippuden 126: 'Twilight' -- Are You Seriously Kidding Me Here Anime Writers!? Seriously!?

Hey everyone,

Eatencookie here covering this weeks breakdown. Tenrai’s computer has finally learned the horrifying meaning of working overtime and has decide to take an unsuspected vacation. Translation: It isn’t working and wont seem to let him watch the anime because of it, so I am here helping him out.  So lets get right to it, shall we?

Yeah, so sit your ass down and grab some sake! What??? HOW OLD ARE YOU!?

This week starts off of the ultimate power of the Hokage, voting ‘YES’ for alcohol in the day. Jiraiya arrives in Tsunade’s office alerting them to his knowledge of the whereabouts of the Akatsuki’s leader. But of course you can only reveal this in a local place, so off to the Sake bar they go. Tsunade seems more willing than she let on too.

I pity you Sasuke... Never will you sleep safely again... What were you thinking recruiting her?

With Team Hebi, Karin has just zoned in on the fact that they are being tailed by smell. Konoha or Akatsuki? Which one do you really think would be willing to pay a house visit to the people trying to hunt them? Just as Suigetsu is about to set out to find Karin, he is crushed by a screaming Karin and the front door. She has no time to open the door but she has time to consider how hot Sasuke is waking up?

As Team Hebi move out and agree not to ambush the Konoha, Karin asks Juugo for some help with some extra credit work. Using Sasuke’s old sweaty clothes she asks Juugo to use his birds to carry them away in different directions. Now for the main point here… Karin… What exactly do you DO with the clothes after smuggling them away. If the best case scenario is that you cuddle up to them at night like a teddy, then that is still creepy and you need professional help. 0_0

So someone cut him into itty bitty pieces and are now baking him in caldron pots and screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEE"?

Konoha realises that Sasuke has created a diversion, so what better thing to do than to you ‘Shadow Clones’ to cover the ground work and out smart Sasuke? Did he really not see that coming from Naruto? As Naruto arrives in a conveniently places opening in the forest, Itachi emerges and Juugo’s bird has landed on the tree. The bird that Naruto was tracking. Itachi takes a guess (or sensed his chakra) and tells Naruto to come out. Naruto doesn’t take any chances with just a little ‘chit chat’ with Itachi and has his Shadow Clones ‘poofed’ by Itachi because of it.

Yes I haven't washed myself in so long I know have life forms living in my cloak... Does that bother you?

Naruto tells Itachi that he isn’t going to run because capturing him is one of his few chances in seeing Sasuke again… Innuendo in there… >;;_> Naruto also tells him that he views Sasuke as more as a brother than Itachi does and then charges. He then has thoughts along the lines of “well this sucks” and “Gosh darn it” when he finds himself being surrounding in mid air by a flock of ravens. Genjutsus get him when he least expects it. Itachi then repeats himself. He just wants to talk.

Tsunade continue their public conversation about the Akatsuki’s location in Amegakure. Jiraiya refuses to allow anyone else to take his position in searching for the Akatsuki leader in Amegakure. As they continue their conversation, and insult the previous Hokage’s ages, Jiraiya states that it is their job to set an example for the nect generation and that he hates to see all Tsunade’s losses inside that clevage of hers. No other man can and things like that into a conversation and get away with it. The man has skills.

QUIT YOU JIBBER JABBER! YOU AIN'T HURT, YOU'RE PATHETIC! IF I EVER CATCH YOU ACTING LIKE A CRAZY FOOL AGAIN, YOU'RE GOING TO ME MY FRIEND PAIN!! NGGGGH!! *Eats snicker bar* @_@

Naruto has no time for to find out what Itachi was really aiming at, because he disappears in a flock of swallows to attend to some business. Naruto lies to the others about something happening. When someone says ‘it’s nothing’ you can just tell they are lying. But Naruto asks to more onto the other scent and they are off again.

What WOULD you do without us?

In Konoha again, Tsunade and Jiraiya are in an alley way after she couldn’t handle her drink any longer. So while they have a cool down time, Tsunade asks Jiraiya to come back alive. Jiraiya waggers a bet about that she can bet he’ll die. With her luck he might live. Of course Jiraiya ruins their moment (and crushes a bit of Tsunade’s heart there) with a laugh. He doesn’t want to get dumped so he laughs it off. In the spirit of talks of the past, they decide to talk of Naruto’s parents. Tsunade points out that he is more like his mother, Uzumaki Kushina than Minato. Personality and jutsu-wise. But he looks like his father. Before he leaves, Jiraiya warns her to beware of Root and gives her a thumps up. She cries then, and who can blame her? DAMN IT!!! COOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAACK!! T_T Well this weeks caption winner is by Supertreck89! Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We got some work to do now! Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We need some help from you now. Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you… pretending you got a sliver But you’re not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver. You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scooby Doo be ready for your act. Don’t hold back! And Scooby Doo if you come through you’re gonna have yourself a scooby snack! That’s a fact! And this weeks Caption! HEHEHE, Have fun Okay I am in a rush, so I must be off! Ja Eatencookie

 

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